A tub with fast setting plaster, butter up your butt with Vaseline. wrap some shrink wrap around your butt. sit in the plaster. Try it out first with other body parts first like elbows or knees. Setting plaster gets hot. Or try the whole setup but instead of a tub use cloths dipped in plaster. And drape that over your… » 4/18/14 6:22pm Friday 6:22pm

"One hell of a man" translates into dutch to "een dijk van een vent"~"A dyke of a man". Strange that "a dyke of a woman" doesn't strike the same positive note. Strong, reliable, keeping forces of nature at bay. That mayor is "A dick of a man". To quote Ghostbusters; "It's true. This man has no dick". » 4/18/14 6:02pm Friday 6:02pm

No, no, no. Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom,… » 4/17/14 1:31pm 4/17/14 1:31pm